Tuesday, February 5, 2008

What if the Bible was made of chocolate?

What if Eve had eaten a pear
that gave her chest hair, instead of birth pains?
And suppose Sodom fell in love with Gomorrah
and she left her wicked ways,
and they got married in Vegas
to the tune of "Amazing Grace"
or"You ain't nothing but a hound dog"?
Imagine if Ezekiel ate the scroll and it gave him indigestion
and he couldn't stop burping while the Almighty was talking?
What if God was rude, didn't care about your personal space...
wasn't concerned with stepping on toes, or insulting the masses?
what if He actually wanted you to die
and did everything He could to lead you to this point?

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